Narcissistic Adoration

So here I am, after another amazing weekend of epic proportions, and I can't help but think "I miss the internet when I'm away." Er, I mean, "That was one of the single best weekends of my life!" Yeah. That one. ANYWHO. The truth is, that happens a lot. And not just because of the fantastically amazing companion, but because, I'm happy with my life, and I'm happy with who I am. I've never felt so privileged to be me, this beautiful, perfect individual I am. Some would call this narcissism. A more trustworthy (and good-looking) source told me its "an over abundance of self-confidence." Whatever it is, it looks damn good on me, and I don't really think I'll be taking it off anytime soon. Now, don't let that fool you. I'm not a jerk now, or a self-righteous/centered/serving/insert-word-here individual. I'm still me. Just, you know, without the mopey self-loathing moments or the constant need to apologize. I still do "Kevin things," like retrieving or carrying or doing things for people. I just now make sure they appreciate that I do these things for them. And I can't really say that that's a bad thing. Its kind of like how the Fonz was. He knew he was the coolest guy in the neighborhood, and that no one could really be better than he was, but he was still a nice guy. Of course, that aspect made him even cooler, because then you really could never be as great as the Fonz. But nonetheless, that's who he was, and everyone loved him for it. And now, I am he as he is me. And in the words of the Christopher Eccleston, the Ninth Doctor, "Fantastic!" Oh, yeah, also, I'm madly in love. Just FYI. More on that to come later. You know, if I feel like sharing. Which I probably will, so don't worry. It'll be a grand story, the likes of which have never been told. Except in my new book, on shelves Tuesday. Make sure you pick that one up. It'll go down in history as a literary must-have, so you do not want to miss that. Anywho, I have anime to watch at two in the morning. So I'm gonna go do that now. KTHANXBIE.